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Wait Demotivational Poster

HILARIOUS - This room is full of people that think you're funny.

TAGS: cant wait to hear your jokes
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Chadley - March 30, 2010, 3:20 am
Alright! Ninjas think I'm funny.
Treehodger - March 29, 2010, 11:20 pm
I like this.


GREEN DAY - Not very green.

TAGS: green day should of waited until earth day
Rating: 2.38/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
Because people have to moan about something. People moan about my favourite band because of the first album. When they realise they have changed, they continue to moan.
pitbull - April 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
the people who say that are haters. straight up
Cloudchaser - April 16, 2010, 1:16 am
Ever notice how when a band never changes its sound (Greenday) they're stale but if they do change their sound (Metallica) they're not being true to their roots? Why is that?

HEY - Wanna make out?

:) -

TAGS: just smile death awaits
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - March 27, 2012, 3:10 pm
When you are born; you cry & everyone else smiles... but live a life so when you die; everyone else cries but you smile... :)
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)
maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:43 am
Good One.

RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!

TAGS: november challenge star wars wait until you see how much an interstellar hammer costs
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 1:48 pm
5L's. i've seen this pic used a few times before but not as funny as this one ^_^. in agreement with 'moo' that 'aesop's folly' should STFU
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:13 pm
If you can make a better motifake from a poster that someone wasted... it's a must re-do! And LD hit this one outta the galaxy!!!
Sean - November 9, 2009, 5:23 pm
The pic was used before but goddawfully so. So give 'em 'ell, LD.
LogicDude - November 9, 2009, 5:06 pm
If this was already posted - meaning the picture, because the text is ALL MINE - I'd like the poster number...I would like to see how someone else used it! As for the pic, I Googled "Star Wars" and this was one of many that came up...rest are in fodder!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:24 pm
If you are asking me P. It's cuz Logicdude is the man, and this aesop guy is a douche....otherwise, carry on.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 4:21 pm
Why are you attacking this guy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:18 pm
STFU please.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:05 pm
stop reposting plz

HIGHWAY 80, THE HIGHWAY OF DEATH - The scenic route.

TAGS: war destruction kuwait
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by timebomb

Ed-Hyde - October 13, 2009, 12:41 pm
There were a lot of screwed up pilots after that particular slaughter. Job well done.
GySgt1811 - October 10, 2009, 10:04 pm
Memories. AKA "ClusterF*ck Junction", the "6th Ring Motorway" out of Kuwait City. We crossed it in hour 68 of the "100 hours war." However, the picture does not convey the smell, which I can still remember. Fork it, where's the Bushmills? I need a drink.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 11:51 pm
PRE-journalist pics, that is.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 11:47 pm
The most beautiful sight of the last 20 years. I saw the post-journalist pics. Magnificent.

WAITING - It's the hardest thing

TAGS: waiting
Rating: 4.64/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:51 am
i think the hardest thing is to truley please a girl
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:03 pm
Derailing is inevitable...
Reality Lord - October 25, 2011, 5:33 pm

nah...the hardest thing should be rounding the bend at about 100 mph.
maoworks2 - October 25, 2011, 9:04 am
all my life I've waited it has't come around the corner yet
maoworks2 - October 25, 2011, 9:03 am
all my life I've waited it has't come around the corner yet
btrinko - October 25, 2011, 8:43 am
ore like waiting for it to run me over
5150monkeylove - October 25, 2011, 4:23 am
You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?


TAGS: marriage waiting game mariand
Rating: 4.22/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 17, 2012, 8:44 am
Could be a long wait, they both look stubborn and are probably Capricorns (astrologically speaking).
holymoly - March 16, 2012, 7:14 pm
at that point I'd volunteer for death
carebear - March 16, 2012, 7:10 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Verdeckt - March 16, 2012, 6:57 pm
5core is over 4, think the majority are not 'offended'
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 6:52 pm

This is magnificent!~
mariand - March 16, 2012, 6:34 pm
Question for MODs: can you delete this poster at my request?... because I see that someone's intelligence is offended by it...


TAGS: precission military sniper wait chance
Rating: 4/5

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djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 7:22 am
Oh...HA! Wasn't even aware of that one...but thanks! :)
ICEMAN - January 24, 2012, 11:47 pm
This one is much more gooder... 137459


TAGS: philosophy waiter
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by templar13

templar13 - January 20, 2012, 10:20 pm
I think it applies to Lit majors too
Verdeckt - January 15, 2012, 7:29 am
I thought that was Arts students..


TAGS: waiting for the one
Rating: 5/5

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djrcreative - February 7, 2012, 12:30 am
At first I thought this was LiquidAngel, until I saw the Creator. I must say, I like it better. :o
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:22 pm
don't cry there's still m5ster baiting :)

BE YOURSELF - “I'm criticized all over the world for wearing a toupee. So let's let this serve the world as notice that it's my hair. It may not be pretty, but it's me.” Donald Trump


TAGS: wait forget pain paulo coelho
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by gas

the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 1:05 am
Verdeckt - September 2, 2011, 8:35 pm
GySgt1811 - September 2, 2011, 6:01 pm
Ouch! 5 where did I leave my...? What was I looking for, anyway?


TAGS: so tired of waiting
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:18 pm

it WAS my disney trip. beauty spacedog....5L
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 3:49 pm
Ha Haaaa!!! 5er
Airman - October 1, 2010, 3:44 pm
sounds like our Disneyland trip.. nice one Space

TIME IS MONEY - But you can always get more money

TAGS: time doesn t wait
Rating: 4.36/5

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Preacher Man - December 23, 2009, 2:22 am
I enjoy the posters here when they make me laugh. When they make me stop and think? Those I value even higher. 5 well-timed Lions.
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 7:46 pm
that'll get you thinking. 5 tick-tocks


TAGS: waiting for them is fine
Rating: 4.13/5

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lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 5:49 pm

That's certainly true, Bull. (grin)
Bull - May 27, 2012, 4:45 pm
Lol, 5 burning buildings! Ya know, if that was a pic of a bunch of half n**** women it would probably get get 5L across the board. For Shame, gentlemen, for shame ...
lgvernon - May 27, 2012, 3:57 pm

16 good things...
MissPriss - May 27, 2012, 1:12 pm
drool....thanks for the 1st good thing of my morning!

WAITING FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS LIKE - Standing in the cold, time is slow and you start to go numb, but as soon as you are wrapped in warmth, the past is forgotten and you can't fathom a better feeling.

TAGS: standing in the cold waiting
Rating: 5/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 3:17 pm
Lol, look at some of my earlier ones. I came here following a divorce but I met actually ended up meeting someone online, actually he brought me here to help make it my outlet. :)
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:34 pm
No disrespect intended...quite the opposite in fact :) I was just going by the forum post which said Moti seedling with 6 posts. Just a question...for someone who has been around for so long-how come she's not a hate-filled and bitter specimen like me?
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 11:33 am
Thus the profundity. It’s good to be so in touch with yerself. Cheers
HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 11:23 am
@Gary.. I've been waiting for someone I love. 39 more days...
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 10:32 am
Hallie, where ya been? 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 23, 2012, 8:12 am
Stevie-kins... She's been around here longer than you have... not a first timer by a long sh**... just sayin'... 5L Hallie
rerun - September 23, 2012, 1:37 am

Yrs, please post to twist, excellent
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:12 am
Well done for a first timer. You may want to submit to Motitwist because you're apt to melt my ice-encrusted heart with such warmy-warmy posters...and I have an allergic reaction to pleasantries...it makes me want to hurt penguins...5L though...good job.



TAGS: patience waiting calendar
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by gas

mariand - June 16, 2012, 11:33 am
hahaha, I know what you mean


TAGS: the one that got away oj simpson hell is waiting
Rating: 4.18/5

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hootizz - February 27, 2011, 2:49 pm
As they say.., 'what goes around.., comes around'...!!

WEIRD - I've never seen an actual mcdonalds being built They just APPEAR

TAGS: fat chicks waiting mcdonalds funny
Rating: 3.78/5

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ICEMAN - September 4, 2011, 1:43 am
I build them all the time.

YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy!

Time Relativity -

TAGS: men women waiting husbands wives
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 8, 2014, 11:27 am
Yeah! Isn't that the truth. Sometimes, minutes could 'magically' turn into seconds depending on the situation that one has found himself in. Lol... But seriously...
CloudchaserS - January 8, 2014, 5:57 am
Meanwhile, is she says you have 5 minutes, you had better not go past 5 minutes!




TAGS: haiku waitress restaurant
Rating: 3.7/5

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ughomer - March 29, 2013, 1:47 pm
Seems like its just another Mooooo+d Friday!! 5L.
GaryO - March 29, 2013, 10:12 am
Hah! Apparently they're everywhere


TAGS: carrying firearms vs waiting for police
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by sickartist

G4briel - March 25, 2010, 3:10 pm
To serve and give head... I'm calling the 911 right now!
LogicDude - December 29, 2009, 8:58 am
Remember: When seconds count, the Police are only minutes away!

Thousand Islands Dressing -

TAGS: wait puberty braille
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 21, 2015, 4:26 am
I'm there....was there.....WTF am I?...and who are you, again?


TAGS: ice cream you scream just wait til we get home
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - September 7, 2012, 5:00 am
Expecially in the South, just axe anybody.
Verdeckt - September 7, 2012, 1:53 am
errr, in the vernacular of his people "Oh No you di-dent!!" :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2012, 12:35 am
Whining is the 'Murikan version of whinging....Try to remember where that broken English y'all speak comes from. :)
ICEMAN - September 7, 2012, 12:20 am
What the hell is a 'whinging' child. Anything like 'whining'?
Reality Lord - October 2, 2011, 10:27 am

lolz...thought it was a hammy at first. then i remembered....ice cream in the desertt....lol.

HI YA KIDS... - Wait, where are ya going? Aren't ya gonna give Grampa a hug? And introduce me to your friends? Why are you crying?


TAGS: its preachy by dammit they pulled this crap on me too wait here ill go get my bowling trophy
Rating: 3.67/5

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Sean - November 24, 2009, 11:51 am
Glenn Beck, recently: "When we refuse to allow our children to receive a trophy for participation, we are on the road to restoring the meaning of merit in our Republic." Crap ... I'm now a douche. Gonna have to get some of them magic underwears.



Strength -

Customer Complaints -

TAGS: waitress kids durex customer complaints
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:46 pm
Nice! 5 escapee swimmers.
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 10:39 pm
My first 5L vote goes to You... good one.. !!
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:22 pm
that means 5
Krickit - May 12, 2013, 10:22 pm
So many lions here I can't even count that high

Wait Here -

TAGS: waiting in line privacy
Rating: 4.83/5

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Oldsod - April 24, 2014, 7:29 pm
Aye, me hearties...a dram of grog, and we'll scra** t' barnacles from ye pegleg in no time!
Oldsod - April 24, 2014, 7:29 pm
Aye, me hearties...a dram of grog, and we'll scra** t' barnacles from ye pegleg in no time!
steve1961 - April 24, 2014, 11:59 am
Avast, Matey...I always respect others' piracy...Arrr.




TAGS: waited a while for forum to guess this one correctly
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Ed-Hyde - September 30, 2010, 7:06 am
Best laugh so far CAPT.
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:57 am
Forget Nana, it was her time anyway.., question is 'was the h***er good'..??
Iconoclast - September 30, 2010, 12:05 am
I've been trying to think of a good caption on that ph**o for weeks. Brain block. Nice.


TAGS: golden years assignment wait click off ok please continue with your inane conversation
Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 12:56 pm
2 fer 2 on the golden! 5L


RESTAURANT MANNERS - When ordering for your significant other, it is considered bad form to add 'The little lady sure likes her carbs'.

PUNK ROCK DAY - is now official

TAGS: i waited and waited
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - May 22, 2010, 4:35 am
the quintessential punk rock band for me are the *** Pistols.


TAGS: waiting for answer kirk star trek military orders
Rating: 3.65/5

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Father Zen - November 23, 2009, 6:56 pm
To prove that I am that much of a geek, . . . General Order 12 covers approaching a vehicle when communications have not been established. For Direct Order 102, look at the 101 ways book Kirk is holding.
Zed - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm
Well, it's been over a decade since I've seen this one, but it's something about "no uncoded messages over compromised frequencies" or something.
boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:15 am
ok im srry i follow starwars so i wouldn't know what direct order 102 is. what is it?
Woodywood03a - September 29, 2009, 1:07 am
You are funny but sick. You are smart but dumb. Do you know Direct order 102?

FISHING WITH CANADA - Bring lots of beer and warm clothes

TAGS: maybe i ll wait till spring
Rating: 3.6/5

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CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:32 pm
LOL! sorry bout your truck

FEAR - that was the longest hour of my life



HOLLYWOOD MONSTERS - Are fake monsters. The real ones are hunting your children.

TAGS: the cages await
Rating: 2.88/5

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Reality Lord - October 7, 2010, 6:02 pm

you have a very good idea for this. you need to work it up more for effectiveness. any mod or greybeard can give solid advice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 7, 2010, 2:55 pm
If you're determined to post 2-3 Lion work....I'll gladly approve it. 2L

JESUS FALCOR! - Together again for the first time. Spreading the good word from both amazing books.

CUBBY'S BEDROOM - The waiting list is growing !!

TAGS: cubby bedroom waiting list growing fans panda s**t
Rating: 1.8/5

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Player_Meyer - October 21, 2009, 8:37 am
As long as he likes my sloppy seconds...

WAIT - We may be about to strike youtube gold!


TABLE MANNERS - They are a damn side better than yours!


THE TELEPOD CAFE - "Would you like some digestive enzymes with that?"

TAGS: brundlefly crappy waiter
Rating: 3.5/5

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jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:20 pm
"After the Flood" Leftover Restaurant

A FAIRY TRUTH - "Can't wait for the effect to set in, are you sure you gave her the right apple?"

TAGS: can t wait for the effect to set in are you sure you gave her the right apple
Rating: 2.7/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 9:34 pm



TAGS: takes exceptional skill to find and keep boredom while the whole world awaits
Rating: 5/5

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motifayk - February 9, 2013, 11:25 pm
That would've been absolutely hilarious if it wasn't so dull :P
Rudedog - February 9, 2013, 10:04 pm
That would be great insight if it wasn't so boring.

Florida -

TAGS: elderly florida god waiting room
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 6, 2013, 12:07 am
Sad thing? I understood it just fine!
spacedog - July 5, 2013, 8:14 pm
What the heck did I type last night? (*they hope, and *It could, yeesh.) Still deserves 5 hockey sticks.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 1:44 am
Bahaha...thanks dawg!
spacedog - July 4, 2013, 8:34 pm
HA! The hope at any rate. T could be they're getting acclimated for HEdoublehockeysticks. 5L

Telling Time -

TAGS: doors bathroom time waiting urgent
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - May 22, 2014, 12:38 pm

They're all wearing tacky clothing and cheap shoes.
MissPriss - May 19, 2014, 12:46 am
How can you tell? I don't see their hubbies anywhere in the pic?
lgvernon - May 18, 2014, 7:29 pm

I think these women may have crabs.

premonition -

TAGS: lonely wait
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 8, 2014, 10:44 pm
Well, I was going to post today but will probably wait until tomorrow. Awesome... :)

Yeah... -

TAGS: skeleton love bed wait man
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 16, 2014, 1:53 am
In all honesty Sho...I'm not, nope, not at all...teehee
Sho - May 15, 2014, 10:51 am
that made me lol hard. I'm sorry
MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 11:49 pm
Awww...(sniffle) Mr. Gary.
GaryO - May 14, 2014, 10:45 pm
Heh, just like my mother's day.

It's Okay Not To Ask -

Vintage WTF -

CASEY ANTHONY - She has sworn to find her child's killer . . . . . . We're waiting. Perhaps start with a reflective surface.

TAGS: casey anthony we re waiting
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 11:28 pm
I was surprised when she was found not guilty. My first thought was, "Johnny Cochrane? Have you possessed other attorneys?"
rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:58 pm

She is having trouble getting help, OJ Simpson won't return her calls.

Hey Sweetheart -


Got Class? -

TAGS: can t wait to graduate
Rating: 4.93/5

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lgvernon - February 27, 2014, 12:06 am

(Laughing too hard to type) I give!~~LOLOLOLOL
GaryO - February 27, 2014, 12:03 am
‘course yer right (note to unfortunate readers: this is how you get wimin ta leave ya alone…agree)..yeah, Vernon, I’m sittin’ hear hopin’ ta get just a glint of a bulldog eatin’ mayonnaise. Dang, broke my crayon…heyyyyy, sienna has a rather subtle bouquet
lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 11:40 pm

I b'live you're talking about a 'wish bone'. You wish!~~~
GaryO - February 26, 2014, 11:36 pm
Well gee gosh, Vernon, yer bein’ extra hurtful toonat, like haven’t had a bone in yer body for a loooooong time, hurtful. Sokay, go ahead and hover over this ol’ man. I s’pose I could fetch ya one. Sorta gentle ya down some.
lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 10:35 pm

Do not try to prey on my sympathy. I have not a single sympathetic bone in my body. Just dodder on in to your recliner. I'm sure the wife has a Big Chief tablet and a fresh box of Crayolas for you. Remember~~Don't eat 'em.
GaryO - February 26, 2014, 8:02 pm
Oh gawd, it’s Wednesday evening, I’m beat, I’m sick, and I’m people weary. But here comes the lunge, with me, all outta parry….wait, whazziss? Ah, the sun is goin’ down. It’s just Vernon. WHIK-TEE….riposte (heh heh).
lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 7:13 pm

I didn't realize they allowed you sharp objects there in the home.
GaryO - February 26, 2014, 6:56 pm
....meant hairy tow
GaryO - February 26, 2014, 6:54 pm
no, but there IS a book.... with an author's name that rhymes with harry toe....
lgvernon - February 26, 2014, 4:46 pm

Why is it I get the impression you designed the curriculum and wrote the class outlines?

congeniality -

TAGS: poor waiters
Rating: 4.93/5

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rerun - January 26, 2014, 4:41 pm

Very true. I recently had this conversation with my daughter.



TAGS: lol moment wait league legends
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sho - December 12, 2012, 8:57 pm
Everytime =


TAGS: oh wait wrong era how about everybody was kung fu fightin
Rating: 4.73/5

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Airman - May 21, 2010, 2:40 pm
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 2:28 pm
Love it!
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 11:39 pm
What ever happen to one is the loneliest number, eh. 5 Poodles

HE ASKED - Me For A Sandwich... Still... He Waits...


TAGS: eagle office passive aggressive wait and win
Rating: 4.58/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:41 am
Thorry....ith thomthing I'm reading......
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:40 am
One small step for ghey....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:38 am
I know my Mare Nectaris's better.....but yeah.
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 3:36 am
And Moooooooooooooooooo knows his Mare Crisium's.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:33 am
How dare you call out my lunar taint!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:28 am
*your......ehem *drunk* cough cough.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:27 am
That's deep 5L....psssst!..You're Mare Crisium is showing.



TAGS: gotta wait just a lil bit more
Rating: 4.5/5

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rottenprat - February 23, 2010, 3:47 am
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 10:59 pm
Nice one Cap.

Call me honey -

TAGS: ***ism waitress restaurant
Rating: 4.5/5

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TheSanityInspector - February 12, 2014, 9:20 am
GaryO - February 12, 2014, 8:59 am
Oh man, THIS....is good.


TAGS: waiting watching
Rating: 4.45/5

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pieman - May 2, 2010, 1:31 pm
You must always carry aluminum foil in the shread. McGuyver will thank you later.
rerun - May 2, 2010, 10:20 am

fantastic, I woke up this morning in a similar place....d*** the luck at the casino.
Cubbybear - May 2, 2010, 3:13 am
Put him in the basement and let the girls have their way...we have work to do Aggy.
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:45 am
Or so you claim in your sworn deposition, yet I don't see any boxes or bags of elbow macaroni, or reams of construction paper in THIS Ph**OGRAPH! Doooo yoooou? Hmmmm!???
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 2:31 am
I just make macaroni pictures with birds and flowers... and the sun... a happy place.
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:22 am
pictures of iconic figures in the civil rights movement in the sixties (Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, etc.), or various tools I could use to break the hell outta that shed. And maybe a loaded handgun, to boot.
Sean - May 2, 2010, 2:20 am
I always hate it when this happens. Though sometimes, when I'm not trying to break my way outta yet another shed, I try to imagine what kinda things I'd like to see hanging there at a time like this. And it always comes down to a coin toss between ...

FOR YOU ...I WILL WAIT FOREVER - My hairspray unfortunately gives you about a half hour before everything falls apart.

TAGS: forever love hairspray waiting
Rating: 4.43/5

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lgvernon - May 6, 2012, 10:29 pm

And the shoes mean I won't be able to walk tomorrow at all.


TAGS: wait forrrrr iiiit tribute roast
Rating: 4.31/5

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agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:40 am
This got buried quick. Poor timing on the release.

Fredo -

TAGS: fredo godfather son waitress
Rating: 4.29/5

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Airman - June 11, 2014, 6:24 pm
and... he forgot his boots in the Deer Hunter

Rewards of Patience -

TAGS: patience is worth the wait
Rating: 4.22/5

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GaryO - May 4, 2014, 9:17 pm
Classy OK ‘a.s.s.s.y’ not OK….man I gotta figger out this censor
GaryO - May 4, 2014, 9:14 pm
WILFs?…maybe not classsy….but prolly some ready a**sy.
Greeny - May 4, 2014, 5:48 pm
Not much to understand Mao, just pairing a shadowy picture with otherwise straight forward words. I thought about taking the 'funerals are a great place to pick up chicks' approach, but where's the class in that?
maoworks2 - May 4, 2014, 5:34 pm
I Don't Understand ?
GaryO - May 4, 2014, 4:11 pm
"O death where is thy sting"
lgvernon - May 4, 2014, 3:02 pm

Or: 'Good things come to those who also sit and wait." 5L

ETERNITY - The period of time between the moment you submit a motifake and the moment it's accepted.

TAGS: wait eternity anticipation etc
Rating: 4.14/5

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Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 11:21 pm
The mirror infinity?
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:27 pm
Well played, Nand
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 1:38 am
Meh, not ad. I feel the same way sometimes. 4L
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 8:09 pm
but this tunnel took some effort, unlike most tunnels
Anything - May 20, 2010, 8:06 pm
BEHOLD ! Screen cap is now the new tunnel.

wait.. -

TAGS: wait
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Gh0st781

Click -

TAGS: click twice and wait
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - December 8, 2013, 1:57 am
I find it more fun to peer at the edges and imagine the center. I call it my tin account.
Silverheart - December 7, 2013, 10:51 pm
Seeing all the great posters last couple days, I must already have a Gold Account... Silver at lea5t.
MissPriss - December 7, 2013, 9:10 pm
Dammit Greeny...message comes up saying "we know who you are Missy...keep trying...somewhere else!"
rerun - December 7, 2013, 8:16 am

Thanks for the link Greeny, the Gold Account rocks.


TAGS: jesus assignment oh wait wrong jesus
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Zed - December 10, 2009, 12:28 am
And a former Timmie to the rescue! 5 LIONS, ACTIVATE!!!!
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 12:06 am
I love the new top 10 list for each MotiFaker...but it makes it d*** easy for the haters/Timmies to do their dirty deads
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 11:58 pm
I understand why some people here get bombed and timmy'd, but a handful of you guys should be timmy-free... never seen you make any enemies. Must just be haters.
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:54 pm
I just gave this a 5 about 20 min ago to make it a 4.42...now a 4.1 HELLO TIMMIES
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:23 pm
Now that's funny Veggie. 5 Veggiematics for you (note the apostrophe...later I'll use a comma too)
Produceman117 - December 9, 2009, 11:13 pm
LOL, Mr. Random.
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 11:11 pm
I saw it.... just don't know who the D-Bag is.
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 11:11 pm
LMAO!!! I always see Random come bursting in through a revolving door, stopping in a classic Walken pose, looking over his shoulder, then commenting.
Produceman117 - December 9, 2009, 11:07 pm
Oh, sorry... see my initial comment, Aggy.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 11:06 pm
......god d***t Random
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 11:06 pm
Somebody rang?
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 11:05 pm
What's what? Huh?
Produceman117 - December 9, 2009, 11:00 pm
Ha! Yeah my bad. I must've been distracted seeing how I'm busy calling out the resident d*ickhead. Whoever you are, please show yourself.
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 10:56 pm
Yaaaaaay! Let's hear it for a day late and a dollar short117!
Produceman117 - December 9, 2009, 10:48 pm
Wait... never mind. I got it.
Produceman117 - December 9, 2009, 10:46 pm
What's that about apostrophes and commas?
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 10:44 pm
I, dont' know, what, your talkin' 'bout, dudes.
Zed - December 9, 2009, 10:42 pm
Whoever it is, Produceman, is suffering from two distinct dietary deficiencies: bacon, and p****.
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 10:40 pm
Still with the comma problems I see
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 10:33 pm
Still with the apostrophe challenges, I see.
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 10:31 pm
Good to see your sane then.
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 10:29 pm
I'm not a vegetarian.
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 10:27 pm
Nice one PDM117, 5Ls.
Produceman117 - December 9, 2009, 9:55 pm
Thanks, GS. And to the D-bag that's been trolling EVERY ONE of my posters, what's your problem?
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 8:26 pm
I just wet myself laughing. that's f8ckin' funny. 5 Soos's

THE MODS IN HELL - are also tracking your submissions Yes, you'll be seeing them again

TAGS: hell is waiting
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by gil

agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 9:58 pm
Hey, that's my job...
rerun - February 20, 2010, 9:06 pm

Nice gil, a final exam

THE LUDES RON - do you hear them? you old poop

TAGS: wait loons
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

ronsart - March 1, 2010, 7:56 pm
thx Mr. Airman...5 LOL,s
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 7:27 pm
*wipes the drool from GS's face* I told you not to take those pills from the special bottle. Us old folks need'm...
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 7:21 pm
I nhope that's what they give me whne I that age....5L

SUBMIT TO MOTIFAKE - Go ahead Press It


TAGS: time waits for no woman but you will countless times
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:02 am
5 GS...very nice
TonyCliffton - January 24, 2010, 1:36 am
I like this poster, but not the truth it represents...

HEY CULOS? - after work today, you wanna go fishing?

TAGS: ouhhnmohnohn wait i think i hear one
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Bovee

culos - March 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
I'd love to but that whale went under and never surfaced again.... Oh well, I'll find another sucker when I'm in the mood....


TAGS: throw out the bait and lay in wait
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - September 2, 2010, 9:23 pm
Still makes me chuckle even if the fishing has been poor.
spacedog - November 30, 2009, 11:04 am
Very nice work.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:16 pm
.... and chicken wire. Don't forget the chicken wire.
Sean - November 29, 2009, 2:15 pm
Yeah ... catch and beat 'em senseless with a rock, followed by a wholly gratuitous body slam. Look, another floater. *sigh*
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:10 pm
To borrow a quote... he should've armed himself if he's gonna decorate motifake with timmy comments.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:09 pm
Love it!!!

WAITING FOR APPROVAL - "All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope" So I guess we can only wait and wait and wait and hope That our Motifakes get approved by our benevolent Mods

TAGS: hope wait approval
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by FatherTyme

JackFace - December 20, 2010, 6:48 pm
Looks like me when I was here more often.
foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:26 pm
nice picture, nice text... it's so simple! just try it! ;)


SHE'S MY CONEY ISLAND BABY - Every night she comes to take me out to dreamland When I'm with her, I'm the richest man in the town Tom Waits

REALISTIC VIDEO GAMES - You'll slightly chuckle when you realize it

TAGS: wait for it
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

ItalianJester92 - December 3, 2009, 7:10 pm
I get it... ghosts are invisible haha
omnia - September 20, 2009, 8:35 am
still don't get it.
Derek - September 20, 2009, 4:22 am
We live in a world with no ghosts.
spacedog - September 19, 2009, 10:23 am
Nice. Took me forever.
RAWR - September 19, 2009, 10:07 am
or that the cherries are impossible to reach? ;]
Pacifist - September 19, 2009, 8:31 am
I actually did chuckle because I never got this far on this game!
omnia - September 19, 2009, 7:29 am
yet i don't realize it
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:16 am
Winky is gone! By the way, Packman is one hell of a sloth when there are no demons on his tail; Two digit high score, ftw!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 1:15 am
I laughes.... and cried.